redwoods-and-sweatshirt-hoods:

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

dYING

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pansexualrevolutionary:

Follow for more beautiful things!
guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass
unkemptly:

unwisely:

illumnus:

It’s so nice in the summer. 
This photo was taken by me. Please do not delete the caption or change the source. 


vintage

vintage

piplups:

having a crush on someone that i have no chance with is my specialty

4 days ago·34756 notes · 34,756 notes

fandomqueer:

feministcaptainkirk:

2girlsandpof:

rawunmedicatedheartt:

Silent rejection breaks the fragile male down so easily…

And men say women are too sensitive.

First message sent at: May 26th 7:57
Last message sent at: May 26th 8:07
This took place over TEN MINUTES.

Men are weak